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exxxmilitary:

"Fucking dumbass Americans"

I love people like this

exxxmilitary:

"Fucking dumbass Americans"

I love people like this


Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free


heyjoudie:

You’re not the only one with special gifts.


theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

theslendeyman:

broken-bones-and-golden-thrones:

dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second


shimmervee:

  • tamika flynn using phonebooks
  • tamika flynn bookmarking her favouite parts of the dictionary
  • tamika flynn editing wikipedia
  • tamika flynn reading video game manuals & guidebooks cover-to-cover and becoming a gaming wizard
  • tamika flynn with ink all over her fingers from flipping through the pages of the newspaper
  • tamika flynn getting multiple e-readers from relatives at christmas and keeping all of them

…my Harley Quinn



boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

AAAAAAHHHH MY SISTER BROKE ONE OF MY DISCOVERY VINYLS



A king’s arrival is never silent

A king’s arrival is never silent


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